abstruse: My name is Misfortune. I am the definition of brokeness. I am when...
My name is Misfortune.
I am the definition of brokeness. I am when your father told your mother he lost all his money in drinking. I am when your professor gives you a flunking 5.00. I am when your sister had to borrow money from you. I am when she broke up with you because she thought you…
So in a chat yesterday on a website I frequently go onto, but less than Tumblr, there was a teenage girl with horrible English and she was from the United States. After I corrected her on all of her spelling mistakes, she started whining and bitching. So then I told her to, “Shut up, you mewling quim.” And, yes, I do know what mewling quim means.
when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room
And you don’t know whether you should be like
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this: