jocularjoen:

My name is Misfortune.

I am the definition of brokeness. I am when your father told your mother he lost all his money in drinking. I am when your professor gives you a flunking 5.00. I am when your sister had to borrow money from you. I am when she broke up with you because she thought you…

woe-is-luke:

b-yourself—b-lesbian:

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werewolf666:

What want to do heroes in film “avengers”

hellmemi:

real Avengers

tatumpenelopereid:

So in a chat yesterday on a website I frequently go onto, but less than Tumblr, there was a teenage girl with horrible English and she was from the United States. After I corrected her on all of her spelling mistakes, she started whining and bitching. So then I told her to, “Shut up, you mewling quim.” And, yes, I do know what mewling quim means.

Fuck yeah 

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And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:

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